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Breanna 19. Folk Music/Lifestyle Enthusiast. Musician. Music Major. Concert Junkie. INFJ. Free Thinker. Libertarian. Lonely Loner. Rambling. Honorary Bro.

"You shall love your crooked neighbor with your crooked heart."
Anonymous asked: i'll stretch your mouth ;)


Answer:

No thank you

— 2 hours ago
Anonymous asked: How would you be able to get five men in a position to get their dicks in your mouth all at once?


Answer:

Stop asking so many lame questions

— 2 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Would you have a really large mouth or five separate ones?


Answer:

Honestly I feel like my mouth would stretch.

— 7 hours ago
Anonymous asked: Random Daily Question Part Two: Da fuq?


Answer:

You heard me, cum dumpster to the rescue.

— 7 hours ago with 1 note
Anonymous asked: I love you bb pls come to my apartment


Answer:

sargentjimmy:

Okay but Marc can’t know. Don’t tell anyone. This is private.

— 8 hours ago with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: Random Daily Question: If you were a superhero, what would your power be and what would be your superhero name?


Answer:

I’d call myself the Cum Dumpster and have the ability to suck 5 dicks at once

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Gotta bundle up to play in Baldwin auditorium for WS ❄ #cold #flannelfriday

Gotta bundle up to play in Baldwin auditorium for WS ❄ #cold #flannelfriday

— 12 hours ago with 1 note
#flannelfriday  #cold 
sgrstk:

Today, I dressed like a Colombian drug lord.

sgrstk:

Today, I dressed like a Colombian drug lord.

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— 1 day ago with 119 notes
Anonymous asked: Random Daily Question: Think of three random people of the sex you are attracted to. Now, pick one to wed, one to bed, and one to behead.


Answer:

I’m not listing this out here

— 1 day ago
Anonymous asked: what do you believe is the meaning of your life?


Answer:

I guess to do something with it? Leave the world better than when I found it even if it’s only a tiny bit.

— 1 day ago
rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours
An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.
Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,”  he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

rtamerica:

Black TV producer on way to Emmys party mistaken for bank robber, handcuffed, held for six hours

An African-American film producer in Beverly Hills for an Emmy pre-party was handcuffed and detained for around six hours on Friday night as police believed he fit the description of a suspect in a nearby bank robbery.

Charles Belk said he left a restaurant alone to refill a parking meter when he was suddenly surrounded by six police cars “handcuffed very tightly, fully searched for weapons, and placed back on the curb,” he wrote on his Facebook page with an accompanying photo of him sitting on the curb as two police officers stand close by. 

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thebriskconvergence:

Amazing.

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hbcreative:

#FERGUSON

     I won’t soon forget the events that took place in #ferguson…will you?

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